Monday, February 22, 2010
Let me get this straight, these chunky asses were never taught how to eat hot dogs without ramming the tube steak porn-tastically down their throats, so now everyone else who has a brain has to hear about a group trying to label and change hot dogs because of the number of kids who choke each year? There is an organization who said, 'you know what? 2010 is our year to take down this hot dog scourge. This shit has gone too far!' What's next, toothbrushes? Straws? People almost choke, that how we learn not to jam shit down our gullet, to not try to take in the whole saus-ige. Leave it to the pros.