Saturday, November 28, 2009

A Tiger Woods y'all Tiger Tiger Woods y'all

See what happens when you get drafted by the blacks? Reports surfaced Friday afternoon about T. Woods being injured in a car wreck outside his crib. Smashing into a hydrant and a tree. Later that night, CNN was reporting that Tiger's wife aided in his rescue by smashing the car window and dragging him out to safety. Bullshit I called. See earlier this week the net got hold of a story to be published in the Enquirer covering Tiger's alleged mistress. And now this days later? You don't need a PHD to add 1 and 1 and get 2. Today TMZ is taking the leap and saying that his wife Ike Turnered him. C'mon Son. Really? What happened to that On-Star G? Hang in there Dunny, it's just a rough patch you'll be back on the fairway in no time. That's what happens when you try to sink a hole in one birdie.

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